Business
Monkey
Tips

Hey there, business bees! You probably came on this page by accident, but there's a chance you're here because you have the soul of a true entrepreneur.

 

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Business Monkey, here to help you navigate the wild and exciting world of business.

 

I know what you're thinking. "What could a monkey possibly know about business?" Well, let me tell you, my confused-looking friends, I know more about business than most humans do. And I’ll do my best to prove it to you.

 

Let me tell you my own story. My tale starts with me sitting on a desk, in an office job, wearing a suit, a tie and the blank expression of a freshly graduated jackass who doesn’t know what a nice paycheck looks like. I mean, it felt great to have a job I studied so hard for. At first. You see, not much after my first month there, I started feeling trapped like a monkey in a cage. Except for the fact that there weren’t people throwing me food through the bars, but angry and frustrated bosses who shouted very confused orders.

 

So, after some years of savings I felt ready to take a chance and start my own business. I was so excited, finally my dream was coming true! And let me tell you, it was a disaster. I mean, I thought that I knew what I was doing, but I really wasn’t. I was like a monkey trying to perform brain surgery. It was a bloody a mess.

I found myself back to square one again, penniless.

 

But did I give up? Not me, no way. I put on my thinking cap, which, by the way, is a good way to keep your thoughts warm, and I hit the books. I studied every business book I could get my paws on. I practiced. And I failed. A lot. But I learned from my mistakes, and I kept going.

 

And finally, after all that hard work, I opened yet another business. And you know what? It worked. I was swinging from vine to vine, metaphorically speaking, of course. And now I feel the urgency to share my experiences and tips with other business newbies. I’m talking about you, my dear business bees!

 

So here I am, folks. Your friendly-(digital)neighborhood Business Monkey. I'm here to help you succeed, and maybe crack a few jokes along the way. Because let's face it, the business world can be a little stuffy and uptight. Sometimes you just need a monkey to come in and shake things up.

 

Stick with me, my even-more-confused-looking friends, and I'll show you how to avoid the banana peels of business failure, swing high above the competition, and become the King or Queen of your own business jungle. And who knows, maybe one day you'll even be as cool as me. But probably not. I mean, come on, I'm a monkey in a suit and tie. I'm pretty much the coolest thing ever. Except for money. Money is better.